Analog Alter Jacket: Have you ever wanted to rock with the likes of the Ramones or Dandy Warhols? Well, you can’t. But don the new Analog Alter Jacket on the slopes and people might mistake you for Joey Ramone himself. Wrapped in waterproof poly twill and stuffed with warm insulation, the Analog Alter Jacket doesn’t hit any sour notes when it comes to performance and its denim-and-patch styling is straight out of your favorite dive bar – the sleeves even zip off if the weather warms up…or if you get in a fist fight.