Let's not blow things out of proportion — the evo Short-Sleeve Bike Jersey is just a mountain bike jersey. There are no loud graphics and it's not going to stop you from casing that gap. But if tasteful neutrals are your jam and staying cool and dry thanks to sweat-wicking polyester mesh sounds like something you can get down with, then we think you'll dig it. You can even stash your car key or credit card in the included zippered stash pocket.