The Stanley The IceFlow Flip Straw 30oz Tumbler checks all the boxes for being the perfect security blanket water bottle. It's chugable, sipable, equipped with a nifty handle, dishwasher safe, AND truly keeps your drink cold for 12 hours. Plus, it's made to fit nicely in generic water bottle holders like the ones in your car or at the gym. Boom. They did it. They thought of everything.